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08-16-2006, 11:08 AM
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/194078246.html
For the past seven months of our relationship I've done whatever I can to sustain a peaceful and successful bond with my boyfriend, including doing things I don't want to do. I clean after him, make him dinner and balance his balls on my chin.
Yeah. . .that whole balls on the chin thing. . .
It started off as a game and now it has become a night time ritual. At some random moment while we are in bed, he will crouch over my face and place his balls on my chin. His body is turned around so that he is facing my feet. The purpose is to see how long I can keep his balls on my chin before they fall off my face. My record is three hours and fourteen minutes. I know this is a true test of our relationship and the amount of time his balls spend on my face is somehow indirectly correlated to the longevity of our relationship. Because of that, I let this madness continue.
Now, I'm tired of it. It's gotten old. At first it was fun and exciting, but now it's just plain silly. Besides, I don't care what they say, it is not fun staring into your boyfriend's asshole for three straight hours. After an hour and a half I start hallucinating and seeing strange things in his anal perimeter. And after a while, it looks like his asshole is spinning clockwise.
The stillness can get uncomfortable, too. Besides, the longer his ass is on my face, the more the moldy smell intensifies. After a while, you start asking yourself, "What's the point?"
I'm not asking for any advice or anything. I'm just wondering if any girls can beat my ball balancing record.
For the past seven months of our relationship I've done whatever I can to sustain a peaceful and successful bond with my boyfriend, including doing things I don't want to do. I clean after him, make him dinner and balance his balls on my chin.
Yeah. . .that whole balls on the chin thing. . .
It started off as a game and now it has become a night time ritual. At some random moment while we are in bed, he will crouch over my face and place his balls on my chin. His body is turned around so that he is facing my feet. The purpose is to see how long I can keep his balls on my chin before they fall off my face. My record is three hours and fourteen minutes. I know this is a true test of our relationship and the amount of time his balls spend on my face is somehow indirectly correlated to the longevity of our relationship. Because of that, I let this madness continue.
Now, I'm tired of it. It's gotten old. At first it was fun and exciting, but now it's just plain silly. Besides, I don't care what they say, it is not fun staring into your boyfriend's asshole for three straight hours. After an hour and a half I start hallucinating and seeing strange things in his anal perimeter. And after a while, it looks like his asshole is spinning clockwise.
The stillness can get uncomfortable, too. Besides, the longer his ass is on my face, the more the moldy smell intensifies. After a while, you start asking yourself, "What's the point?"
I'm not asking for any advice or anything. I'm just wondering if any girls can beat my ball balancing record.